googlebus:

hey does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?



sassyabrahamlincoln:

do you ever get your period and just think about your recent behavior like wow that explains a lot



black-battler:

The Killer’s Mr. Brightside entirely in strings.

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theicelandicmountaindaisy:

One of my favourite things about Harry Potter is that Harry is such an unreliable narrator, not because he’s lying, but because he was so oblivious, just about anything could be going on under his nose and he wouldn’t even notice. It’s great because it supports basically every headcanon. Like, no, Harry would not have noticed if Sirius and Remus were dating, I know he’s The Chosen One but he’s about as perspective as a pile of bricks.



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debaters:

"yo pass me the weed",

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you’re welcome

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dizziest-daisy:

is anyONE ELSE JUST SO EXCITED FOR PUMPKINS AND HOT CHOCOLATE AND HaLLOwEEEEN AND SPOOKY MOVIES AND FAIRS AND KNEE SOCKS AND PUMPKIN LATTES AND BIG BLANKETS AND COZY CUDDLY SWEATERS AND PRETTY LEAVES AND i just started crYING



shutupvevo:

on the one hand it’s a joke but on the other hand where is the lie



starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever

starklady:

probably my fav game of thrones cap ever



hippiebabay:

solaceames:

angrywocunited:

Holy shit?????????????? (x)

This sounded too sadistic to be real, but it’s got sources (x).

It’s legit.

hippiebabay:

solaceames:

angrywocunited:

Holy shit?????????????? (x)

This sounded too sadistic to be real, but it’s got sources (x).

It’s legit.



revesdoux:

Voice of Aladdin says goodbye to his Genie

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spinesnapping:

wow what a wonderful day to continue to approach my inevitable death