thelesbianguide:

For all of you heading off to your first day of school don’t forget your

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betterbooktitles:

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey
Special thanks to Community Bookstore for help with this one.

betterbooktitles:

E L James: Fifty Shades of Grey

Special thanks to Community Bookstore for help with this one.



betterbooktitles:

Follow @DanWilbur for more important thoughts on literature.


betterbooktitles:

Back to School on Better Book Titles.

Follow @DanWilbur for more book jokes.

(From the top, left to right: The Picture of Dorian Gray, The Catcher in the Rye, A Separate Peace, The Stranger, The Dictionary, 1984, Are You There God? It’s Me, Margaret, The Brothers Karamazov, Ethan Frome, The Metamorphosis.)



harrietvane:

People who don’t like Emma Woodhouse as a character because: she’s too rich for anything to really go that wrong in her life, and she’s an insufferable know-it-all, and she meddles in the love-lives of her friends because ‘she knows best’?

Idk man, that’s pretty much Mr Darcy though. And he’s on merchandise tote bags. People seem to like him just fine.



bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?
Do you see these two words?
They do not mean the same thing.
Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

bubblepoopswamp:

Okay everyone. Do you see this?

Do you see these two words?

They do not mean the same thing.

Can we all decide to stop using “gay” as a synonym for bisexual, since they’re completely different things? Bisexuality is not the same concept as homosexuality, nor is it a subset of it.

(Source: bonedragonpit)



officialcrow:

bryantsupreme:

Moan into my mouth while I finger you when we kiss.

rub your stomach while you pat your head

(Source: farfrompaid)



onlyblackgirl:

whitepeoplestealingculture:

White people asking me questions about my turban (part 2)

Why his white dude bro voice on point tho. Lmao.



(Source: kingjaffejoffer)



lamelohan:

asking me to put my phone away is like asking me to stop breathing



landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

landof-thecrazies:

send this to your crush with no context

(Source: spongeboobus)



ruinedchildhood:

the anthem

(Source: ruinedchildhood)



arrogantanupapaya:

kalifrak:

kalifrak:

The crouching cover is in this year…

I fully expect to see Bilbo on the cover of DoS in this pose.

Edit: FUCKIN CALLED IT

oh my god



trcunning:

earthdad:

ok but give me one good reason why you wouldn’t date Kermit the frog besides that he is a puppet and a frog

I can’t beat Miss Piggy in a fight. She’s very strong and knows karate.